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takeafuckingsipgabe:

“what makes you happy?”

Me: the little rainbow flag Captain Holt keeps on his desk

(via bombshell-pixie)

johnmulaneysgf:

the fact that im bisexual doesn’t make me “available to men” it just means if i CHOOSE to let a demon into my life, I can

(via fandommember)

twelvemonkeyswere:

LEGO batman took one of the edgiest, most dramatic, most macho-infused, toxic, violent versions of a rich entitled superhero out there, criticized each one of these things, and made sure kids knew that even when you have been hurt it’s important to allow yourself help and love from friends, who, by the way, can also be a family. i’m in love.

(via cryptidcockroach)

omegaling:

When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom

(via my-not-so-perfect-reality)

cmder:

People literally my entire life growing up: “credit cards are the devil, never get one”

The real world ™: “you don’t have a credit card? 🔫👀👀👀”

(via elegant-apocalypse)

queensandkingsofattolia:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get…

(Source: reddit.com, via adalheidis-world)